my mum woke me up today to tell me that 50 million other people are addicted to candy crush and that she’s not weird for being addicted
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a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
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have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
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